(Source: qweent)
Posted 5 hours ago
- girl: i'm having vagina surgery
- boyfriend: i know
- girl: i love you
- boyfriend: i love you too
- after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
- girl: where is my boyfriend
- dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
- girl: what
Posted 6 hours ago
SO DOES EVERY OTHER FUCKING TIME EVER DURING THE DAY ON STANDARD TIME.
ALSO HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT MAKE SENSE
This duck has a yellow beak because u c@n+ ev3r g1v3 uP
Some cars run on standard gas while other run on diesel because racism is bad
Dinosaurs are fossils because d0n’+ l00k b@(k, Ur n0+ g01nG +H@t weigh
Posted 8 hours ago
You know what’s kind of beautiful?
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
in American we say “do fries come with that shake” when someone with a cute patootie walks by
In Australia we just say “cunt” a lot and everyone just knows what we mean.
(Source: timorleste)
My name is Matthew and i live in Australia. My favourite type of music is Progressive Rock/Metal. I like reading, especially Fantasy and Sci Fi.
