There is nothing more dangerous than a man without a sense of humour.
— Lieutenant Master-Sergeant Field Quartermaster Pores — The Crippled God
Paradise would be a city where pearls cobble roads and gems serve as playthings for children. And why? Not because all will be so wealthy, but because its citizens will have recognized that such things truly are toys.
— Ian C. Esslemont, Orb Sceptre Throne
I’ve been laughing at this for so long
I’m so drunk so this is the funniest thing in the world
via Rusting Away.